Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful princess named Shower who had
difficulty finding a husband because of being so choosy. She wanted her husband
to be brave and wise to rule the kingdom the way she would want it.
The King was worried of his condition for anytime he might die. If he dies with
the princess having no partner in ruling, it is possible that there will be
chaos in the kingdom.
He decided to invite all the princes from the different kingdoms to compete and
be chosen as the husband of the princess.
All the princes immediately gathered. The king announced that they have to go to
the mountain owned by a giant named Tiny, to get the secret formula of the
shampoo that the giant is using.
Upon hearing this announcement, most of the prince went back to their respective
kingdoms because the mountain is very far and they don’t know what the giant can
do to them.
But, there were three brave, strong, handsome, and young princes left. They were
Prince Procopio from the kingdom of Townsville, Prince Policarpio from the
Jigglytown, and Prince Pirnandu from the kingdom of Seawall.
With too much braveness, Prince Procopio decided to go first. On his way to the
Tiny’s place, he went very hungry but he coudn’t find any food even just a
single food. When he arrived at Tiny’s place, he immediately talked to Tiny in a
peaceful manner. He told the giant what his intention was and Tiny told him its
okay but he should stay, for Tiny is alone and lonely. He asked Prince Procopio
to get a turkey and Prince Procopio could do whatever he wanted to the turkey.
But without him knowing that whatever he would do to the turkey, would also be
done to him. Prince Procopio was very hungry; he roasted the turkey and ate it.
But shortly after he savored the turkey’s sweet meat, Tiny also roasted him that
he died even before he was completely cooked.
After one week Prince Policarpio followed Prince Procopio. When he got to Tiny’s
kingdom, he was also given a turkey and told to do whatever he wishes to do it.
Because of his cruelty he immediately beheaded the turkey. Just like what
happened to Prince Procopio, the beheading also happened to him.
Then, the next and the last was Prince Pirnandu. He was very wise. He wondered
what happened to the two princes, and why they were not able to come back. He
thought of bringing and eating a lot of food on his way. Upon arriving at Tiny’s
place, Pirnandu suffered LBM. He asked Tiny where he can defecate. He lost a lot
of his body waste and the whole place was very smelly, dirty, and stinky.
After a while, Pirnandu told Tiny what’s his purpose of coming. Just like what
Tiny said to the other princes he told Pirnandu that it’s okay but he have to
stay for a while and then he gave Pirnandu a turkey and told him that he can do
whatever he want to do to the turkey. Upon receiving the turkey, Pirnandu felt
very happy and treated the turkey just like his own pet. He fed the turkey with
the food left in his bag. Just after he finished feeding the turkey Tiny came
with a bunch of food and gave it to Pirnandu. After eating, Pirnandu slept with
the turkey and Tiny also slept beside him.
Then, when he woke up, Pirnandu realized that Tiny is doing whatever he does to
the turkey. He took the turkey and look at the turkey’s Anus. He told Tiny that
he’s going to kiss the turkey’s anus because it looks like lips. Tiny thought
that if Pirnandu kiss the turkey’s anus, he will be kissing too and he laughs at
it. Knowing that Pirnandu know about his secret already, he congratulate
Pirnandu and gave him the secret formula.
Pirnandu went back to Princess Shower’s kingdom and marry her and they live
happily for many years.